Resting Bitch Face

So, its been brought to my attention by various friends (and total strangers) that I have an almighty resting bitch face, RBF for short.

For those who have never heard of the expression, the urban dictionary sums it up pretty well:

Being graced with the inconvenience of RBF is not something you'll ever be able to escape. Here's a few issues I get on the regular for having the expression:

• It's hard to make a good overall impression towards new people, as everyone thinks you'll be a judgemental and stuck up bitch (but hang on, aren't they being the judgemental ones..?)

• You get told that you resemble Lucy Watson from Made In Chelsea on the daily (for people who live under a rock, she is pictured below).

• This also makes you seem very unapproachable.

• The positives; you'll never lose at poker or get wrinkles. 

So there it is, the not-so-secret secret is out there. For anyone else cursed by RBF, I wish you well and may you be calm in your many years of being told to "lighten up".